Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog.

Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog.

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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
-- Snoopy

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