Miscellaneous Collections

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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.
You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no.
-- Marcus Valerius Martiali...
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
You auto buy now.
You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure. Whaddya got?" -- Marlon Brando, "The Wild One
You buttered your bread, now lie in it!
You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard.
A justice of the peace or a magistrate can be had for a five-dollar bill....
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove. -- Tim Leary
You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
You can always tell the people that are forging the new frontier.
They're the ones with arrows sticking out of their backs....

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