Miscellaneous Collections

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You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than sue
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you have few friends.
You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
You are *so* lovely." "Yes." "Yes! And you take a compliment, too! I like that in a goddess.
You are standing on my toes.
You are taking yourself far too seriously.
You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who points to you and says, "Them's fighting words!
You immediately get attacked by all sorts of denizens of the museum: there is a cob...

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