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• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
• A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
  -- Sir Barnett Cock...
• What's the easiest solution to Rubik's Cube? Spray paint.
• Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!
• SNIGLET. Definition of Glackett: The noisy ball inside a spray-paint can.
• Good pitching will always beat good hitting and vice-versa. -- Joe Garagiola
• There was a mad scientist (a mad... social... scientist) who kidnapped three colleague
  an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked each of them in seperate cells with plenty of canned food and water but no can opener....
• Ecology freaks sniff at users of spray cans. The ecologists claim, "They're just a bunch of stinking aerosols.
• With the invention of spray paint, graffiti has increased in quantity, but the new invention did not do all that much for the quality of the whole thing.