Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You are in the hall of the mountain king.
You are lost in the Swamps of Despair.
You are loved by the multitudes. Have you been to the clinic lately?
You are magnetic in your bearing.
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true.
You may have to work for it, however. -- R. Bach, "Messiah's Handbook...
You are not a fool just because you have done something foolish -- only if the folly of it escapes you.
You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
You are avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day. -- Amb...
You are now in Atlanta, Georgia. Please set your clocks back 200 years.
You are number 6! Who is number one?

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