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You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
You can grovel with a lover, you can grovel with a friend, You can grovel with your boss, and it never has to end.
(chorus) Grovel, grovel, grovel, every night and every day, Grovel, grovel, grovel...
You can have a dog as a friend. You can have whiskey as a friend.
But if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing your dog....
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
-- Lazarus Long...
You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. -- Joe Valachi
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
You can make it illegal, but can't make it unpopular.
You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.

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