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XXVI: If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.
XXVII: Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the...
XXXI: The optimum committee has no members. XXXII
Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold -- your problems into their gold....
XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.
If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top...
Ya know, Quaker Oats make you feel good twice!
Yacc owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have goaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in their endless search for "one more feature".
Their irritating u...
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and became a tangent ?
Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id. -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
Yea from the table of my memory I'll wipe away all trivial fond records. -- Hamle
Yeah, God is dead, he laughed himself to death.
Yeah, if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck -- shoot it.

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