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X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare....
Xerox does it again and again and again and...
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
XEROX never does anything original.
XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done.
XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets. XLII
Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing....
XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
X-rated movies are all alike -- the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot.
XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft.
XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice....

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