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• If it walks, quacks, and looks like a duck...COOK IT!!
• If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
• When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
  -- Richard Cardinal Cushing...
• SMILEY {:\/ sounds like a duck
• The DUCK walks in square circles!
• Hankerin' for trouble, eh? Well I would like--" [aside] "I would like?
  I would like a trip to Europe!" "--I would like.....
• Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
  The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?...
• Would you like some duck for lunch, eh misster, would you?
• Clinton: Looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...