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• XEROX never does anything original.
• Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox" never comes out with anything original.
• Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
  Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea. Xerox never comes up with anything original....
• What goes up but never comes down?... Taxes.