Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why be difficult, when, with just a little effort, you can be impossible?
Why be difficult, when, with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
Why bother building anymore nuclear warheads until we use the ones we have?
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What's the Latin for office automation?
Why do mathematicians insist on using words that already have another meaning?
It is the complex case that is easier to deal with....
Why do seagulls live near the sea? 'Cause if they lived near the bay, they'd be called baygulls.
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?

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