Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to floss my cat.
-- I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- I need to spend more time with my blender....
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
-- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue ye...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps. -- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. ...
Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?
Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
It is because we are not the person involved. -- Mark Twai...
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? -- Stephen Wrigh
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? -- Lily Tomli
Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?
Why my thoughts are my own, when they are in, but when they are out they are another's.
-- Susanna Martin, executed for witchcraft, 1681...

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