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Will Rogers never met you.
Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?
That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!...
Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3
William Safire's Rules for Writers: Remember to never split an infinitive.
The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form....
Williams and Holland's Law: If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
Willie in the cauldron fell; Willie saw some dynamite, See the grief on mother's brow
Couldn't understand it quite; Mother loved her darling well -- Curiosity never pay...
Wilner's Observation: All conversations with a potato should be conducted in private.
Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing. -- Vince Lombardi
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity.
.. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head....

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