Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Who's on first?
Who's scruffy-looking? -- Han Solo
Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.
Why a man would want *two* wives is a bigamystery....
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? -- Paul Simo
Why are programmers non-productive? Because their time is wasted in meetings.
Why are programmers rebellious? Because the management interferes too much....
Why are you so hard to ignore?
Why are you watching The washing machine? I love entertainment So long as it's clean.
Professor Doberma...
Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. -- Erik Satie
Why be a man when you can be a success? -- Bertolt Brech
Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?

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