Miscellaneous Collections

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Woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool. -- Cervante
Women are a problem, but if you haven't already guessed, they're the kind of problem I enjoy wrestling with.
-- Warren Beatty...
Women are all alike. When they're maids they're mild as milk
once make 'em wives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and defy you....
Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony
is it from charity, or revenge? -- Gustave Vapereau...
Women are just like men, only different.
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W.C. Field...
Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have. -- Herold
Women are nothing but machines for producing children. -- Napoleo
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. -- Stephe
Women aren't as mere as they used to be. -- Pogo

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