Miscellaneous Collections

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WOLF: A man who knows all the ankles.
WOMAN: An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
-- Bierce...
Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?" Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated.
Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W.C. Field...
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -- Duma
Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
-- Tolstoy...
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning....
Woman was God's second mistake. -- Nietzsche
Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him
or out of his feet, to be trampled under by him...
Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
-- DeGourmo...

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