Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?
Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away? -- Carl Sandburg
Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone? -- Jimmy Durante
Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic condition?
Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle?
-- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program...
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelai
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
-- None of my socks match. -- I'm having all my plants neutered....
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
-- I have to sit up with a sick ant. -- I'm trying to be less popular....

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