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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law
and every time they make a law it's a joke. -- W. Roge...
With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.
And when she lies, she does not believe herself. -- Tolstoy...
With listening comes wisdom, with speaking repentance.
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead
but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd Garriso...
With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus party.
Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a...
With the end of the football season, a star player on the college team was celebrating the relaxation of his curfew by attending a late-night campus party.
Soon after arriving, he was captivated by a...
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it.
I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close....
Within a computer, natural language is unnatural.

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