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• A man rescured a genie from a bottle and was granted one wish as a reward.
  I want to be rock-hard and get plenty of ass for the rest of my life," the man said....
• A lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, and it's designed to be minimal.
  The smallness of it is what's attractive. It's weird, 'cause it's so intellectually lame....
• I am a rock, I am an island, and a rock feels no pain, and an island never cries. -- Paul Simo
• Life's a bitch--now so am I.
• I am Paul Simon of Borg. Must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
• Here lies my wife: her let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.
  -- John Dryden, epitaph intended for his wife...
• Why are you so hard to ignore?
• Why is "dyslexia" so hard to spell?