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Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years.
Struggle to become a parrot or something. -- Jack Handley, Th...
Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean "not really". -- Dave Parna
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudne...
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
-- A. Lincol...
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me....
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. -- Oscar Wilde
Whenever Richard Cory went downtown, We people on the pavement looked at him
He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean-favored, and imperially slim....
Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure that they're not using it.

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