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When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what that man has to say.
For it isn't your father or mo...
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby...
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
-- Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Fou...
When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified your attitude toward him.
You have given a definite answer to a definite problem....
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
-- W. Churchill, on formal declarations of wa...
When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Though...
When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. -- The Wall Street Journal
When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword.
When you meet a man who is not a poet, do not show him your poem....

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