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When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected, only Here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are hear.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein, "Poems in Praise of Practically Noth...
When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else. -- David Pryce-Jone
When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
When you're down and out, lift up your voice and shout, "I'M DOWN AND OUT"!
When you're in command, command. -- Admiral Nimitz
When you're married to someone, they take you for granted .
.. when you're living with someone it's fantastic ....
When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.
When you're ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?
WHEN YOU'RE RIDING IN A TIME MACHINE way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window or it'll turn into a fossil.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

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