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When you overesteem great hackers, more users become cretins.
When you develop encryption, more users become crackers....
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
-- Otto Von Bismarck...
When you speak to others for their own good it's advice
when they speak to you for your own good it's interference....
When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the impression you will make.
When you were born, a big chance was taken for you.
When your conscious becomes unconscious, you are drunk.
When your unconscious becomes conscious, you are stoned....
When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn They will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
-- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy...
When your memory goes, forget it!
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. -- Henry J. Kaise
When you're a Yup You're a Yup all the way From your first slice of Brie To your last Cabernet.
When you're a Yup You're not just a dreamer You're making things happen You're driving a Beamer....

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