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To lead people, you must follow behind. -- Lao Tsu
To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs. -- Sri Aurobindo
To love is good, love being difficult.
To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
To make tax forms true they should read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".
To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. -- St. Augustine
TO ME, CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY. In fact, they're kinda scary.
I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad....
To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura bitters.
Shake. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail....
To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet. -- 19th century toa
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.

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