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oilet toupee, n: Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Tom Hayden is the kind of politician who gives opportunism a bad name. -- Gore Vidal
Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately, it can still be changed today.
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
Tomorrow's computers some time next month. -- DEC
Tom's hungry, time to eat lunch.
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life: If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
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