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Too ripped. Gotta go.
Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meeting
10: Sorry, but that's too useful. 9: Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!...
Topologists are just plane folks. Pilots are just plane folks.
Carpenters are just plane folks. Midwest farmers are just plain folks....
Torque is cheap.
Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most.
TOTD (T-shirt Of The Day): I'm the person your mother warned you about.
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. -- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz
Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.
When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?...
Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer.
-- A. Gide...

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