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• Obtain a gross of small white boxes such as are used for a bride's cake.
  Cut the turkey into small squares, roast, stuff, kill, boil, bake, and allow to skewer....
• Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person.
  -- F. Scott Fitzgerald...
• One girl can be pretty -- but a dozen are only a chorus.
  -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Last Tycoo...
• The victor belongs to the spoils. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940)
• Optimism is the content of small men in high places. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
• Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
• You are a poor girl, and if you don't like to think about it, just ask me.
  If you don't make up your mind to being that, you become one of those terrible girls that don't know whether they are millionairesses or paupers....
• A turkey roast is a foul ball...
• SMILEY <:>== a turkey emotico