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• Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
• There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty.
  "When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend." -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty.
  "When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend." -- Mark Twai...
• gubbish /guhb'*sh/ n. [a portmanteau of `garbage' and `rubbish'
  may have originated with SF author Philip K. Dick] Garbage...
• May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
  -- Jack Burton's toast, in Big Trouble in Little China...
• No laws, however stringent, can make the idle industrious, the thriftless provident, or the drunken sober.
  -- Samuel Stiles, 19th Century English write...
• Justice should remove the bandage from her eyes long enough to distinguish between the vicious and the unfortunate.
  -- Robert G. Ingersoll, 19th Century lawye...
• May you never meet a mouse in your cupboard with tears in his eyes! -- J. C. Furna
• Never part without loving words to think of during your absence.
  It may be that you will not meet again in life. -- John Paul Richte...