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Miscellaneous Collections

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. -- David Letterma
TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED
TRANSFER: A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.
TRANSPARENT: Being or pertaining to an existing, nontangible object.
"It's there, but you can't see it" -- IBM System/360 announcement, 1964....
TRANSVESTITE: Someone who spends his junior year at college abroad.
Trap full -- please empty.
TRAVEL: Something that makes you feel like you're getting somewhere.
Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy. -- Han Solo
Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.
"What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant....

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