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The white race is the cancer of history. -- Susan Sontag
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak. -- Wavy Gravy
The whole of life is futile unless you consider it as a sporting proposition.
The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively. -- Peter Beard
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel
The whole world is about three drinks behind. -- Humphrey Boga
The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and not the dog, is man's best friend.
Rover is taking a beating -- and he should. -- W.C. Field...
The wise man seeks everything in himself; the ignorant man tries to get everything from somebody else.
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only...

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