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The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed." -- Dorothy Parke
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity. -- Harlan Elliso
The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs. -- G.B. Shaw
The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic.
The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else are fast women and slow horses.
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
-- Oscar Wilde...
The, uh, snowy mountains are like really cold, eh? And the, um, plains stretch out like my moms girdle, eh?
There's lotsa beers and doughnuts for everyone, eh? So the last one to be peaceful and every...
The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.
-- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show...
The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant out certitude.

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