Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly, and don't you forget it.
-- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?...
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful. My thoughts aren't too clear, but don't run away.
My girlfriend's a bore; my job is too dutiful. Hell nobody's perfect, would you like to play?...
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit... but the leaves are good to smoke! -- The Shadow

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