The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?
2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place?
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place?
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
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- All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are,
in fact, barely presentable. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan... - If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient
evidence of a poetic nature,
do not forget that actions speak louder than words... - There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death.
Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable... - THE THREE MOST COMMONLY-ASKED QUESTIONS AT DISNEYLAND:
1) Where's the bathroom? 2) What time does the parade... - Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran... - Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
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Fran... - 1) Why are we born?
2) Why do we die?
3) Why do we spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?
The three most puzzling... - Have you got your income tax papers yet? They've done away with all those
silly questions now.
There are only three questions on the form: ... - Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you
will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran...
