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• The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.
• Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
  Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment?
  Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers ....
• Cheaper than IBM: P.C. Clone
• Nitrate: Cheaper than a day rate...
• All of you people should be ashamed of yourselves! MicroSoft is the reason there are so many people in my IS department, and the reason half of us have jobs.
  If Sun had won, we could probably get by with two people sleeping like the Maytag man....
• The religion and public liberty of a people are intimately connected
  their interests are interwoven, they cannot subsist separately, and therefore they rise and fall together....
• The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.