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• The trouble with life is the lack of cool background music.
• Reality is relative, but Relativity is real.
• Ross Perot has trouble dealing with reality.
• The trouble with reality, is that it's taken much too seriously.
• Trouble: Charles Manson. *REAL* Trouble: His evil twin. -- Mister Boffo
• Factorial: truth vs. reality (FACT-OR-REAL... get it?)
• The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
• Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life would be like?
  ... -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• Either heaven or hell will have continuous background music.
  Which one you think it will be tells a lot about you. -- Bill Vaugha...