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• If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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• Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
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• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
  frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe...
• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
  frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...