Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.
The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip market.
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness. -- Wittgenstein.
The Phone Booth Rule: A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig....
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter.
The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected....
The plural of spouse is spice.

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