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The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".
The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. Fully clothed, I might add.
-- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Cou...
The passionate young thing was having a difficult time getting across what she wanted from her rather dense boyfriend.
Finally she asked, "Would you like to see where I was operated on for appendici...
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
-- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)...
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.
The perfect friend sees the best in you -- sees it constantly -- not just when you occasionally are that way, but also when you waver, when you forget yourself, act like less than you are.
In time, yo...
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. -- Charles Pierce
The perfect man is the true partner. Not a bed partner nor a fun partner, but a man who will shoulder burdens equally with [you] and possess that quality of joy.
-- Erica Jong...
The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.

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