Related:

• The Phone Booth Rule: A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
• A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
• Rule #1: The Boss is always right. Rule #2: If the Boss is wrong, see Rule #1.
• Rule of Open-Source Programming #48: The number of items on a project's to-do list always grows or remains constant.
• On the wall of a church was a sign: "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!
  And right below it, in nice rounded letters: "But if you're not, my phone number is 341-3451!...
• Mystics always hope that science will some day overtake them. -- Booth Tarkingto