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The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn.
-- Earl Warren That men do not learn very much from history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach....
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schultz
The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge and guilt.
-- Elvis Costello...
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. -- Oscar Wilde
The only way to keep you health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twai...
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. -- David Gerrold
The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together.
-- Jean de la Bruyere...
The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 PM.
The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up until 5 or 6 pm.

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