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• The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. -- Ed Howe
• He's gonna rot in the slammer for the next twenty years.
  Bread and water, icy showers, guards _whomping_ your ass round the clock, and the only way out is suicide....
• You must have been warned about letting the golden hours slip by
  but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by. -- James M. Barrie...
• Only two groups of people fall for flattery- men and women.
• Some people have a way about them that seems to say
  If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk....