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The Official MBA Handbook on business cards: Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm, Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate Planning.
The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane
The Official MBA Handbook on the use of sunlamps: Use a sunlamp only on weekends.
The old complaint that mass culture is designed for eleven-year-olds is of course a shameful canard.
The key age has traditionally been more like fourteen. -- Robert Christgau, "Esquire...
The old man had lived all his life in a little house on the Vermont side of the New Hampshire-Vermont border.
One day, the surveyors came to inform him that they had just discovered that he lived i...
THE OLD POOL SHOOTER had won many a game in his life.
But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did, all the other cues came crashing go the floor....
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.
Let the reader catch his own breath. -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwa...
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
-- H.L. Mencke...
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity. -- Oscar Wilde

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