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• The Official MBA Handbook on business cards: Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm
  Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate Planning....
• Quote #260 Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm, Defender of the Faith, Emporer of Siberia" or "Director of Corporate Planning".
  -- The Official MBA Handbook on business card...
• The Official MBA Handbook on doing company business on an airplane
  Do not work openly on top-secret company cost documents unless you have previously ascertained that the passenger next to you is blind, a rock musician on mood-ameliorating drugs, or the unfortunate possessor of a forty-seventh chromosome....
• Corporate planning -- Oxymoro
• The Official MBA Handbook on the use of sunlamps: Use a sunlamp only on weekends.
  That way, if the office wise guy remarks on the sudden appearance of your tan, you can fabricate some story about a sun-stroked weekend at some island Shangri-La like Caneel Bay....
• Pilots should avoid using illegal drugs. -- AOPA's Pilot's Handbook, 1988