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The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama.
-- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his departme...
The One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.
5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardi...
The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand.
The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed. -- Abbey Hoffma
The only certainty is that nothing is certain. -- Pliny the Elde
The only constant is change.
The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light.
-- Woody Alle...
The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying.

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