The Old Man Had Lived All His Life In A Little House On The Vermont Side Of The New Hampshire-Vermont Border.

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The old man had lived all his life in a little house on the Vermont side of the
New Hampshire-Vermont border. One day, the surveyors came to inform him that
they had just discovered that he lived in New Hampshire, not Vermont.
"Thank heavens!" was his heartfelt reply. "I don't think I could have
taken another one of those damned Vermont winters!"