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The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card.
-- D.M. Ritchie...
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success of the barbecue.
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.
The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972...
The NY Times is read by the people who run the country.
The Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country....
The odds are a million to one against your being one in a million.
The Official Colorado State Vegetable is now the "state legislator".

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