of the barbecue.

- Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to
the stupidity of your action.

-- A. Kindsvate... - The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the
number of hours you have been on the trail.

-- Milt Barbe... - The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional
to the number of the non-smokers in the vicinity.

-- Raj K. Dhawa... - The probability of your getting lost is directly proportional to the
number of times you are told, "you can't miss it.

-- Law of Directio... - Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavio
- Winfield's Dictum of Direction Giving: The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it.
- The probability of failure is directly proportional to the anxiety of the programmer.