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The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
I hope I don't get run over again....
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
THE NEW RIGHT: A javelin team that elects to receive.
The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system.
But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever i...
The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off.
-- Bill Conrad...
The next thing I say to you will be true. The last thing I said was false.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harpe
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum...
The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.
The night passes quickly when you're asleep But I'm out shufflin' for something to eat .

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