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• The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
  -- Jay Leno...
• 10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be skitzo!
• Four out of five doctors agree that Clinton's lying.
• Four out of five doctors agree that Hillary's lying.
• Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
• 9 out of 10 cats prefer hamsters.
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them in and leave the old bulb in, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process all over again....
• Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.
  There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists, proctologists--any place you got a hole there's a guy who specializes in your hole....
• Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
  2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents....