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• The nicest thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
• There is no such thing as rape; Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
• Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. -- Isaac Goldberg
• Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way. -- Balfou
• The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• The only thing faster than the computer is the weekend.
• It was a fine, sweet night, the nicest since my divorce, maybe the nicest since the middle of my marriage.
  There was energy, softness, grace and laughter. I even took my socks off....
• The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
  -- Tellis Frank...
• Q: How do you make Windows run faster? A: Throw it harder!